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* CLOSED *
Affiliate program · Closed since Forever

WE NEVER DID.
AND WON’T START.

A handful of folks have asked over the years whether we run an affiliate program. The answer has always been no, and writing it down on a real page felt fairer than ignoring the email.

01

WHY WE DON’T.

We don’t want anybody’s recommendation of our shop to be a financial transaction. If you tell a friend to come here and they do, that’s the relationship working. We aren’t going to put a coupon code on it.

02

WHAT WE DO APPRECIATE.

Honest reviews. Photos in the wild. Tagging us when our soil shows up in your tent. Mentioning us in a podcast nobody else listens to. The slow, weird, internet kind of word-of-mouth.

03

WHAT WE DON’T DO.

Send free product to creators with audiences. Pay for placement in YouTube round-ups. Buy our way onto a "10 best grow shops" listicle. Run a referral code program. Run a points program. Sponsor anybody.

Read about why we don’t scale →Just send us an email →

we’re flattered you asked.

For everything else, the contact form works. A real human reads each note, on Oregon time.