Liquidation in progress · Free shipping over $200 · We're not reordering.
Open Tue–Sat · 10a–6p · Pacific

SAY HI.

We answer email like it's 2009 — slowly, but in person. No tickets, no bots, no "your inquiry has been received."

Pick a lane

TWO WAYS
TO REACH US.

01 · Phone
541-512-4600

Tuesday through Saturday, 10a–6p Pacific. If we don't pick up we're on the floor or out back. Leave a message, we call back.

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02 · In person
2401 Highway 238

Ruch, Oregon · out past the bridge. The sign is small. The driveway is gravel. There is usually a black dog.

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please don't @ us about the aliens.
they have their own thing going.

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SEND A NOTE.

A real human reads it. Promise.

BEFORE YOU WRITE.

The four questions we get every week

WHERE'S MY ORDER?

We ship from Ruch, usually next business morning. Tracking goes out by email when the box leaves us. If it's been more than three business days, write us and we'll find it.

DO YOU TAKE RETURNS?

Yes — unopened, within 30 days. Liquids and OMRI nutrients are not returnable once opened. Wear is returnable for store credit or exchange.

IS IT REALLY ALMOST GONE?

Yes. We're not reordering most categories. The stock counter on every product is real and updates when something ships.

WHOLESALE?

Maybe. We work with a small number of independent shops in the Pacific Northwest. Pick the wholesale topic above and tell us about your store.